This posting is SO funny, it actually cheered ME up for a few. My favorite part is when "Johnny" says in his to his sales force:
“This needs to change. Sure, we’ve made some mistakes, but we want to become an industry that anticipates our customers needs and responds to them. We still want to carry on making buckets of money of course, but we want to be loved for it. As CEO of Phoni, I fully support any initiative that will help get the cost of healthcare down, so long as it doesn’t affect my personal salary or bonuses, of course”. (Pauses for laughter. Doesn’t get any.)"
I am STILL laughing at it!